where is motherfucker jones when you need him

This morning I arrived at work at the usual time. My boss had told me that I should print some stuff off her computer and file it and she wouldn't be coming in until this afternoon. But she'd leave instructions and her password on her desk. When I walked into her office this morning neither of those things were there. I texted her, asking what the password to her computer was. She texted me an HOUR later saying, and I quote, "I am really sick but decided to come to school. Am on way."
So now she can come in two and a half hours late and still look like a hero. I might kill her.

Sincerely,
Wish I had two more hours of sleep.

proctoring

Exam week is here. And somehow I got stuck proctoring. Which means for two hours I sit in silence watching kids press buttons on their calculators and scribble things on their exams. It is so quiet it's making my head hurt. So I figured that as long as I'm on my computer I should do some more xmas shopping.

Here are some fantastic must haves:

 And a shit ton of MAC makeup. 

i have to tell my boss...

that I'm leaving for Costa Rica next semester. And that I won't be coming back after December break... Here's what could happen:
1. she gets really emotional and tells me she has no idea how she will run this place when I leave
2. she gets really pissed that I'm ditching and makes me do all the work she was saving for next semester, now
3. nothing changes
4. she stops giving me any work because she views it as "pointless"

And let's be honest it's not gonna be 1, 3, or 4. So if you're wondering why I have been delaying it for a few weeks... you have your answer.