My boss just came into my office with a huge tin of cookies and offered me one (never one to pass up on a cookie I obviously obliged). After taking one bite she handed me five more (literally five I'm not joking) and stood there to watch me enjoy my treat. What looked like a harmless cookie was actually filled with some mystery goo inside. I literally cannot describe the taste to you but it was vile. It looks like something between fig paste mixed with some molasses or something. But because she had handed my five more and was standing there watching me I did my best to choke it down. As soon as she left I promptly threw away the rest. But my question is WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE COOKIES???? Hell, they can't even be defined by the word cookie, but why are they masquerading as such?!?
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