where is motherfucker jones when you need him

This morning I arrived at work at the usual time. My boss had told me that I should print some stuff off her computer and file it and she wouldn't be coming in until this afternoon. But she'd leave instructions and her password on her desk. When I walked into her office this morning neither of those things were there. I texted her, asking what the password to her computer was. She texted me an HOUR later saying, and I quote, "I am really sick but decided to come to school. Am on way."
So now she can come in two and a half hours late and still look like a hero. I might kill her.

Sincerely,
Wish I had two more hours of sleep.